All that glitters...

[Private to Romilda]

Can I talk to you?

[Private to Hermione]

I need to
Can you stop?

[Private to Sally]

I'm sorry

[/private]


Fuck my life. And fuck this stupid bubble.
I've officially reached the point where I want out.

[sally]

Where are you? I haven't seen you-
did I do something wrong?

[Romilda]

how're
What's
Do you
What do you think about this misy?

How's everything?

[Hexed against Staff]

Christmas is less than three days now! So, in the spirit of the season and all that, I'm having a bit of a sale.
I can't list all the stuff I have, so instead, here's the plan! You tell me who you're buying for (or just describe the kind of person, I'm not fussy) and I'll tell you what I have that they might want.

AND! You can have anything for just TWO galleons! That's right, no matter what it is! Two Galleons! Well, unless it's just chocolate, that's five sickles!

Anyone excited?

I am so over winter now. Am I right?
The snow has made its point, it's cold and wet and white. It needs to bugger off so I can go for a walk without freezing my arse off!

I honestly don't know why everyone's so up in arms about the weather. Honestly, you'd think you lot had never seen fog before! We get mist thicker than this where I'm from. It's probably just stuck around so long because of that Quarantine thing.

The only reason anyone needs to be freaked out is because that psychopath is around out there.

[hexed against teachers]

Quidditch tomorrow, and you know what that means!
I'm taking bets!

Ravenclaw 5-to-1
Gryffindor 2-to-1

Lemme know! This is a good way to make some money for Christmas shopping no?

[Hexed against Slytherins]

So... Am I the only one who noticed that kid freaking out at dinner last night? Talking about the dead?
Is there a brain virus going around as well? First Slughorn, now him.
Maybe it's just the Slyths going crazy...

Private to Sally

Sorry I've been avoi I've been MIA lately. Had some things to do.
How are you?
Spoken to Wayne yet? He still being a prick?

Do you want to hang out somewhere?

Well.
If anyone's wondering what the definition of 'Lead Balloon' is, I've got the perfect example.

[Students]

I also have two fanged frisbees, three boxes of WWW sweets and a mirror that makes your nose look HUGE when you look into it.

Christmas is coming up! Any takers? Best offer kids.

[added later]
[Wayne]

I need to talk to you.

[Private to Romilda]

We have an order on potions! A love potion, that potion that makes your eyes are sparkly and diamond, you know, the girly potion?
And something that sharpens wit or, you know a brain potion or something? Got anything like that?

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot!
I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should
EVER be forgot...

[students]

And on this special night, I have an exciting NEW product to offer you all!

Love potions

The nights are getting cold! Why not convince your Guy Fawkes crush to snuggle close! They last about a week but the memories last a lifetime and nothing feels better than being in love.
And let me tell you, I know loads of couples who just needed a kickstart of love potion for them to realise just how much they liked each other!

A galleon and four sickles each and no side effects whatsoever!

[private to...

Just Private]

So what now? My priorities have never been this messed up before but all I can think about is her now.
I feel like a stupid kid. I don't even know what to do next.
Do I ask her out? Do I kiss her? Do I figure its like a phase?!


This would be so much easier if I had someone to talk to about her...

[Leith]
This quarantine is going to render me useless! How am I supposed to sell stuff if I have nothing to sell!!?

[Romilda]

Hey. So I have something to ask you...

Well Happy Halloween everyone!
Hope no one ends up dying of fright tonight!

[Students]

Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, I'm not taking any bets on today's Quidditch.
Sorry folks! Next one I'll double the odds!

You know, I was waiting for this virus thing to reach Britain. Just didn't think it would come STRAIGHT HERE!

[Students]

Either way, I stoked up on masks! Just in case!
I don't know about you, but I'm not planning to catch this thing.

I've got thirty of these babies. Gauranteed disease proof! (though, they've not been tried and tested against this thing, I don't think its like the superman of bugs!)
Two galleons each.
Any takers?

It's getting cold! I love Autumn! Nothing better than collecting conkers right?
Oh, and Halloween! My sweet-tooth is aching for the 31st!

[Hexed against teachers]

But we all know what Autumn in Scotland means right? Cold weather! So what better to warm yourself up than a Sizzling Lava Ball? Nothing I tell you! And guess who just happened to get a whole bunch of them?
That's right!
Two galleons each! Guaranteed to keep your pockets and hands warm for up to four hours with just a stiff squeeze! (they only work three times though, so you might want to stock up)

Who's for one?


[/hex]

[Private to teachers]

I have a gift for you! Since it's getting colder in the castle! Check your owls, there should be a Sizzling Lava Ball there for you to keep your hands warm.

Well, lovely service I'm sure you'll all agree. I'm thinking we're in the clear now the Ministry have sorted everything out. Comforting thought right?

[Hexed against Professors and Prefects (and Angelina)]

I've just happened across some WWW Skivving Snack boxes. So, for a short period I've got Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougats that just need to be sold! Twelve sickles for a pack of four. A little bit more than the shop, but let's be honest, when're you going to get a chance to visit WWW anytime soon?
Any takers?
I'll even throw in a couple of free Ice Mice.


[Private to Megan]

I have two possible gifts for you. You can have a look at both of them and pick the one you want. I've got you a very good deal. Aren't I a champion?

[/private]

Good game! It's a sad day in the Puff common room, but you lot played like champs! Don't worry, we'll knock those Ravens out next time!

[Hexed to Sally, Terry and Millicent]

I'm so terribly torn up about my house team losing! I had so much faith in them.
So did you. I'm sorry.
But! Time to call the bets.

Sally - one sickle
Terry - two sickles
Millicent - three sickles

Feel free to drop them off this week ok?
[/hex]

[Charmed to Seamus, George, Andrew and Ward]

You lucky bastards. Catch me for your cash if you see me.

Seamus - 4 sickles
George - 2 Galleons
Andrew - 4 sickles
Ward - 6 sickles

[Hexed against Professors and Prefects/Heads]

I'm taking bets for tomorrow's game! Gryffindor v Hufflepuff.
I'm offering a straight up double-your-money.
Whatever you bet, if you win, I'll double it! A sickle for a sickle seems fair no?

I'm hoping my Puffs can hold up after losing our chaser! Ioan, what's up with bailing on us right before the game?